and Eve (anon)
"What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to
God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
God said, this person will gather food for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you
She will always agree with every decision you make.
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will never have a headache and
will freely give you love whenever you need
Adam asked God,
"What will a woman like this
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is